Quotations of famous people
Albert Einstein     1879Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.                      
Woody Allen         1935When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into "action". They rented out my room.                                        
Mark Twain          1835A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.