AlbertEinstein1879Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Woody@Allen@@@1935When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into "action". They rented out my room.@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Mark@@Twain@@@1835A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.